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I really ought to post more often. I try to make these posts smarter, funnier, better written, and more grammatically corrrect than my LiveJournal posts. That means these posts are just so much more work. I'll try to get better, though. For now, though, I'm running off to fiction writing. Have a picture of the cats, instead of a post. Worth a thousand words, right?

Movie Meme!

Because everyone else is doing it:
Here is the deal:* Pick 15 of your favorite movies

* Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie
* Post them on your blog for everyone to guess
* Fill in the film title once it’s been guessed

These are your rules:

* No Googling or using IMDB search functions (Don’t cheat!)
* Leave your answer(s) in the comments

I'll come back in two days to check and post answers!

1) "I'm a firm believer in the ruling class, especially since I rule."

2)"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

3)A: [Examining the broken vase] Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the heart.
B: And the head. You hit me dad.
A: I'll never forgive myself.
B: Don't worry I'm all right.
A: Thank God... it's fake. See you can tell with the cross sections.

4) "I'm little! I cheat little! You big! You cheat big!"

5) "I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy! ... ow! Bad Squishy!" Finding Nemo

6)A: "You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!"
B: "Also cute and fluffy!"

7) "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar! "

8) A: There's only one reason Christian girls comes down to the Planned Parenthood.
B: She's planting a pipe bomb?
A: Okay, two reasons. Saved!

9) A: A book?
B: That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
A: Has it got any sports in it?
B: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
A: Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
B: Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. Princess Bride

10) "I am your WIFE. I am the greatest good you are going to get!"

11) "Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! Gangbang!"

12) "Sweetie, go get mommy's bazooka."

13) "If I wasn't a key player in this whole conspiracy to brainwash the youth of America with rock music, we could totally date!"

14) "You should have died. You should have just laid down and died."

15) "As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender."